LOST IN SPACE-THE DEADLY GAMES OF GAMMA SIX
LOST IN SPACE-THE DEADLY GAMES OF GAMMA SIX
WRITER-BARNEY
SLATER
DIR-NATHAN
JURAN--which explains the wonderful action sequences
NARRATION:
Last week, as you recall, we left Will, Dr. Smith, and the Robot busily
repairing the weather station, unaware that a fierce band of giant alien
warriors were even now landing on their forgotten planet."
TEASER-fully
recapped with extra opening shot of Will getting out of the Chariot--up close
to the glass car...
Will
takes another tool kit out of the Chariot and hops down. NOTE: There is a large
antenna device on the Chariot's back roof--some kind of light above the set
also or something coming from the Chariot (?). Will starts to move up a high
incline which is overlooking the back of the Chariot. Will goes up to Dr. Smith
and the Robot. He hands cutters to Smith at the weather station on the plateau.
Smith cuts the wire and throws the tool. Robot warns he did not fix the wires
of the sensitizer. Smith tells him it is perfect and they pick up the tools.
Will says, "Oh, hi dad."
"Hello son," John comes
up, "Welp, how's it going, Smith?"
Smith is ready to relay it to the Jupiter II and pushes it, having the
honor of doing this by John. It blows up a bit--Smith leans on the Robot (this
shot was used by Ted Turner's TBS station in the mid to late 1980s as a still
to promote the show). Robot warns, "Attention! Attention! Alien
approaching!" A very large man, a
veritable giant Smith says, walks to the area from another way. He is wearing a
two piece outfit with his stomach bare, sleeveless top tunic and folds his
arms. John looks, "He doesn't seem hostile. Let's find out what he's doing
here." Smith wonders, "We've
had experience with these strange space creatures before you know." NOTE: Since Barney Slater had a hand in the
teleplay of THE SKY IS FALLING, THE CHALLENGE, and FOLLOW THE LEADER where
similarly dressed aliens appear, he also wrote THE DEADLY GAMES OF GAMMA SIX,
perhaps Smith is referring to the Taurons, the Ruler, Quano, Kanto, or all of
the above! Will says he probably doesn't understand us. John moves to offer his
hand--that's the universal gesture of peace and friendship. Smith says,
"Oh, it's an excellent idea."
The giant man pulls John down and they fight low to the ground. The
fight escalates upward. Smith gasps and pulls Will to the front of him. John
ends up throwing the man down the hill. Will yells, "Dad lookout!" Another giant man, similarly dressed, comes
running to him and picks John up bodily over his head, ready to toss him! Robot
warms his electric but Will warns him not to--he might hit dad, "No, you
might hit dad!" Robot says,
"Affirmative!" Another man,
smaller, calls to the giant in a strange language. The larger puts John down.
The man, Myko, tells them Gromak meant no harm. John says, "Sure, anyone
can see he was just having a little fun. I'm John Robinson from the planet Earth." Myko saw the fight and could have stopped it
anytime but didn't. Smith tells Myko, who wanted to see who would win,
"Professor Robinson flattened that gentleman like the proverbial
pancake." Myko defends Gromak as
having fun. Gromak says, "Fun!"
Myko says, "It is said throughout the galaxy that Earth men are
weak and without courage." John
responds, "That just goes to show you, you can't believe everything you
hear." When Will asks if Mr. Myko
is from this planet, he tells them, he will only be here a short time--it is
not his planet. Smith tells him that their stay will be more permanent. John
tells Myko, "Our spaceship was damaged in an accident." Smith asks Myko is he is going to Earth or
near it. Myko asks John's weight--190 Earth pounds. Myko yells, "Behind
you Professor!" When John turns,
Myko punches John's jaw. Gromak stops John from retaliating against Myko. NOTE:
When Myko did this, the next scene we see had his neck ornament and brace (also
worn by the Ruler in THE CHALLENGE) is crooked; the shot of Myko after that--it
is straightened out. John tells Myko to explain. Myko is a fight promoter, here
to hold a series of bouts as he does every year--the Gamma games. Held on this
planet and witnessed by hundreds of millions. Myko tells John he has chosen him
to become one of his fighters, "You may become champion of the entire
galaxy!"
ACT
ONE
The
first alien comes back up the hill. John tells Myko he must be joking,
"I'm no fighter. Thanks for the compliment but no thanks." Myko
begins his con of Dr. Smith and Smith is taken in. Smith says, "I have
never been fond of sports--they're so healthy." Will and John leave (BRIGHT IDEA--LEAVE SMITH
ALONE WITH THE ALIENS AGAIN SO HE CAN MESS UP EVERYTHING!!). Smith called after
them, telling Will to take care of his father. They leave in the Chariot--Smith
sending the roly poly rowdy Robot with them. Of John, Smith tells Myko,
"He and I enjoy a very close relationship--he always follows my advice on
important matters." Myko tells
Smith to consider the riches he will get half of if he is John's promoter as
well as passage back to Earth. Myko pulls a knife on the hurt fighter who, due
to the injury, cannot fight now. Smith stops him, telling him he wouldn't be so
callous and brutal; that the man will heal in time. Myko tells Smith the two
fighters are not very intelligent. Smith tells him, "Mister Myko, you're
basically a very kind person."
Camp--Will gives a blow by blow description of the fight. Penny and Judy
are near the ramp on the rocks. John and Maureen are at a table. Maureen is
washing blood off John. Don says John covered himself in glory but Maureen
says, "He covered himself in blood too--his own. Really, Don, I'm
surprised at you." John defends
Don, "Don's not condoning the fight, darling. It's just when its forced on
you like that--you can't run away."
Judy says, "Well, when your opponent is bigger and stronger than
you are...it's only sensible to back away." Will says, "I think that's kind of
cowardly." Judy makes a face at
him. John says, "Well, look, why don't we just drop the
subject." He is mad already but
then Smith's arrival doesn't help. He stirs things up some more. Don says,
"Look who's talking--Smith, the man of action." Smith calls his innuendos inane.
Smith
says, "When an opportunity is offered I seldom fail to seize upon
it." Don looks around and
points, "Yeah and usually at our expense, too!"
John
finishes, "Look, I know where this conversation's going--Smith, I'm not
going to fight in Myko's games and that is final." Maureen says, "Good and I second the
motion." John tells Will that he
can give a good show of himself but primarily he is a scientist. Don tells
Smith that John wouldn't have a chance against professional athletes. Smith
says, "Personally I think he would win and so would Will." Smith goes on, telling John he is afraid.
John yells at Smith to go on and fight in Myko's games himself. John leaves.
Smith continues. Maureen gets up and confronts him, "Dr. Smith, you try my
patients!!!" She walks off. Smith
plots, "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again."
Myko
comes out of his tent at night and goes to tubes. A leader with a gray-white
beard in Oriental type robe appears. He is also wearing a large black hat. He
tells Myko he and his people have long wondered about Earth humans, having
heard many tales--its people strange and unpredictable. Getting an Earth man
involved is necessary to the future plans of the military leaders of their
world. Myko tells him that there are other Earth men here. "One of them
must be in the games," the leader
says before vanishing. NOTE: we hear a slower version of the into commercial
music that is first heard in ISLAND IN THE SKY where John first goes out of the
hatch and at the porthole, floats past Judy and Maureen.
ACT
TWO
Day--John
is handling a device with Will. Smith arrives and offers to help. John suspects
an ulterior motive--his offer to help is like a cat offering to be friends with
a canary. Smith "helps" but steers the conversation to athletics.
Will tells Smith dad was a three letter man in college and had an offer to play
professional football. John says, "That was a long time ago." He asks Smith to help with the block and
tackle chains on the device. Smith brings up Myko's offer. John won't even
discuss it. Smith says, "You are sacrificing the future of this entire
party for your own selfish reasons."
John says, "You know there's a limit to my patience and you're
rapidly reaching it." Smith goes
on, telling him Will can look at his father with pride instead of shame--Smith
says he cannot be silent. John is about to demonstrate some of the athletic
prowess on Smith as Smith says, "Accept Mister Myko's offer--save our
intrepid little band from this life of hardship." John says, "Alright time's
up!" Smith runs, "You're
making a mistake!" He runs away.
John
looks at Will and asks what is on his mind. Will avoids telling but then says
he thinks Dr. Smith's right! John finishes Will's story, "And we'll all go
home and live happily ever after?"
John realizes Will is disappointed in him, "You're disappointed in
me, son, aren't you? Of course, you are--every son wants to feel his father is
the greatest, that he can succeed in everything." Will believes John can. John tells him,
"Some things I do well and others not so well--my battles are fought in a
lab, you understand." Will really
doesn't but just stares, "I guess so." John says, "Let's get back to
work." Will just stares and John
stares at him. This is one OF THE MOST IMPORTANT scenes in ANY LOST IN SPACE: a
main hero admitting he has faults. This is a rare thing in television then and
now! It also makes John very human and rises LOST IN SPACE above just a kid's show,
a science fiction show, or its silly reputation. There are more scenes of this
nature to be found in the rest of this episode, despite the silly sequences
later with Geo and Smith's training.
Night--from
behind a rock, Smith and Will watch Myko's men training. Will says, "Cheer
up Dr. Smith--we'll get back to Earth some day, somehow." They see Gromak crush a rock. Will says,
"Gromak's not dangerous--Mr. Myko said so." Smith adds, "But does Gromak know
that?" Myko gives orders,
"Grendam shalaa" and Gromak
lifts 40 times his weight! Myko says, "Shala Brandone." With a glove, Gromak smashes a very big rock.
Will says, "Gol--lee!" Myko
shows Will and Smith the Wheel of Life contraption which is from the planet
Lotharn or Lothar. There are six weapons, five of which contain harmless puffs
of smoke; the sixth contains a deadly laser beam. Myko demonstrates it and it
drills a hole into a rock. Will calls it Russian Roulette. Smith gasps, "Diabolical
machine," and shudders. Will wishes
dad could see it. Smith says, "He prefers more intellectual
pursuits." Myko gives Will a
training device--a dart gun which has a rope attached to the dart--you must get
within three feet of the target to have it have an effect--if not, the dart
falls harmlessly to the ground. Will notes it gives the animal time to get
awfully close. Will thanks Myko. Smith tells Will to go look around the camp;
then Smith tells Myko the truth: he couldn't get Prof. Robinson to fight. As
they talk, Smith sees a midget fighter, Geo, fighting and get knocked out. Myko
wants Smith to be a fighter and cons him, telling him he can chose any
opponent. Smith is about to refuse when he sees Geo knocked out. He chooses to
fight Geo, then he and Will leave. Myko tells Geo he gave a convincing
performance. Geo continues to spar with alien fighter, vanishes to an invisible
state, and appears somewhere else--knocking the giant out. Geo goes to sit on
Myko's lap, "At least it will be a humane victory--Dr. Smith will never
know what hit him." Geo and Myko
laugh.
ACT
THREE
Day--Smith
practices on a punching bag outside the ship. Will brings him water; Penny a
towel. Don and John ask Smith what is going on. Smith says, "I shall fight
in the games of Gamma 6." Smith
works out with the Robot as his coach. Will shows John the dart gun and
demonstrates on the punching bag. John calls it a primitive way of proving your
courage. Will says, "You wouldn't understand, sir, you're too intelligent.
It's not natural for you to rely on brawn instead of brains."
John
tells him, "Son, a man with a high IQ will fight as quickly as anyone else
provided the situation demands it. I want to get off this planet just as badly
as he (Dr. Smith) does. And another thing, sometimes it takes more courage to
refuse a fight than to accept one."
John
asks him to come and have breakfast but Will wants to go help Smith get into
shape. John looks at the punching bag after Will goes and at the dart. Smith is
in sweats and baseball cap. He calls the Robot a mechanical monolith as Robot
gives him a massage on a table. Penny is wearing pigtails. Smith calls the
Robot an ineff ineptitude or something. Penny has to give Smith his iron
tablets and runs up the ramp past Myko. Smith calls the Robot a clumsy clod and
Myko rolls his eyes. Penny yells GANGWAY! as she flies past John and Don as
well as Maureen and Judy who are folding a towel (?) on the ramp. Judy and
Maureen go inside. John and Don ask Myko about the games. Don comments,
"I'm afraid Dr. Smith would only add humorous interest." Don asks about the purpose of the games. Myko
gets upset, "The games are a series of sports events held of spectators
and entertainment." John asks,
"And nothing else?" Myko
leaves and looks back. Don says, "He sure got hot under the collar for
nothing. I wonder why." He says,
"Mr. Myko was nice enough to pay us a visit--maybe we should return the
courtesy." John agrees,
"Tonight." They go into the
spaceship.
Night--Myko
summons his leader, seemingly praying with his hands (?) as Don and John just
arrive. The pair hide behind a rock. The leader says the military leaders of
their planet will be watching. "If the Earthling does well, we will reward
him handsomely. If he loses, his planet will suffer the consequences--we will
invade his world and subdue it."
John tells Don, "C'mon."
The next morning, the two try to explain to Dr. Smith about this.
Maureen is sewing a blue robe onto him that says TIGER SMITH. Don tells him if
he loses he'd be placing the Earth in great jeopardy, "You know Smith,
must because you're being matched against some little alien--doesn't mean
you're gonna win--I mean this could be some kind of a trick or something." Smith will heed the Major's "dire
doubts" and Don gives up and
leaves. NOTE: This is interesting as in the first season it is Smith who almost
always warned the Robinsons about how awful the aliens were--when most of the
time-the aliens weren't---now it is reversed. Smith talks about his returning
home a galactic hero with their spaceship repaired. While John applauds his
desire to help them, he won't permit this. Smith says, "You have no
authority over me." John orders the
Robot to see Dr. Smith stays here, "I don't care how you do it." Robot says, "There is only one way to
handle a Tiger." Smith is in a red
cage soon enough--a large red cage (are we to believe this was from the Jupiter
II's gear?).
Smith
complains, then cons Robot, "What were you before we met--a hulking mass
of mechanical ignorance, a nothing, a nobody, who programmed you, who spoon fed
you the facts of life and made you what you are today--the sleek sophisticated
charming companion that are today."
He goes on to ask Robot who is it that oils him, keeps him running
smoothly, and working properly. Robot admits, "You do." Smith cries he has been the Robot's
confidant, protector, and friend. Robot comes over to the cage and Smith and he
shake--declaring they are friends. It is all a trick: Smith pulls the power
pack off the Robot, says, "You traitorous tin plated fugitive from a
junkyard!", gets the keys off the Robot's wire frame on his body, and gets
out. "Adieu. Ninny!" Will find
the Robot and activates him, finding the power pack in the open cage. He tells
the Robot it is not important that he failed, "We can't let him face all
those aliens alone." Smith has
changed and is ready to fight. He puts a glove on to smash a rock, "Gromak
indeed!" He tries to smash it but
hurts his hand. The first event on solarized cameras will be Smith vs. Geo. The
two enter the ring and the games are started!
ACT
FOUR
Myko
announces Geo of Centaur (or Zentuar) vs. Professor Zachary Smith (yes, Myko
calls Dr. Smith---Professor Smith). We hear music which is probably stock and
which will be heard again in A VISIT TO HADES. Will and Robot arrive; Will
pleads with Smith to stop--it is too dangerous to Earth and to Smith. Robot
says of Geo, "Warning! Appearances can be deceiving!" Smith calls him a jabbering Judas and gets
caught in his robe as the gong sounds (we hear goofy western fight music from
WELCOME STRANGER) as Geo tries to hit Smith from behind while the goofy doctor
tries to get free. Smith, accidentally, back hands Geo with his glove and
knocks him down. They fight some more and Geo vanishes, appears behind Smith,
and kicks him. We hear a variation of the BLAST OFF INTO SPACE music as Geo
appears again and knocks Smith down. Robot throws the flag in; Geo wins. Will
tells Myko, "You tricked him. It wasn't a fair fight."
Will
helps Smith out; John arrives, telling Smith, "Thanks to you, there may
not be an Earth to get back to."
Will tells him, "You were right, dad, Mister Myko wasn't to be
trusted." John says, "There's
no satisfaction in proving a point if as result, the Earth's going to be
invaded." John tells Will he's
learned from experience and that's the best way. John challenges Myko who seems
to ignore him until John says that although the aliens believe Earth people can
be beaten easily---they are wrong--and he wants to show them that. John goes
into the ring, "You can't judge the actions of Earth people by Dr.
Smith." He wants to fight now,
telling Myko, who continues to refuse, he is afraid. Myko caves in and lets him
fight Geo but tells John, "Nothing will be changed." John snaps, "Yeah, we'll see about
that." Will tells John,
"Careful dad, he can disappear."
John takes off his belt and whips Geo into an area, grabs him from
behind, and lifts him up until Geo gives up. The Earth will still be invaded.
John says, "Then how about Gromak for size!" He attacks the giant man and is knocked flat
on his back. John runs at Gromak but Myko ends it with a knife to John's chest,
stopping him. He says, "Gromak drona armum." Myko tells John to accept that the Earth
people are going to suffer the consequences of his refusal to fight earlier.
Myko goes out of the ring. John puts his belt back on and sees the Wheel of
Life, "It's our only chance of saving Earth," he tells an anxious Will. Will says,
"Dad, you can't." John says,
"Son, whatever happens, know that this had to be done." Myko is goaded into going against John in the
Wheel of Life, both sitting at chairs as the wheel spins. It goes down to two.
NOTE: Myko is quite smug as the harmless puffs of white smoke pass over his
face and it is quite funny--I recall a friend imitating this expression and it
was quite funny. They get down to the last two. It is Myko's turn--the next is
John's--if Myko shoots a dud, the laser is next. NOTE: as John goads Myko to
push it, repeating this several times for him to push it, I once thought Myko
was afraid to kill but I now realize Myko was fearful that the next one would
kill him. He could care less about killing John. Myko gets up and ends the
game.
John
gets up and pushes the button--the deadly laser beam, "You'd have been a
winner, Myko. It would seem Earth men have more courage than you gave them
credit for. We're a peaceful people by nature and just because we don't like to
fight, doesn't mean we won't!" Myko
stares without looking John in the eyes, telling him that his military leaders
realize what he said is true and cancel the invasion. John says, "That's
what I came to hear." Myko hangs
his head. He goes back to his tent.
John
starts to chew out Smith who congratulates him, "If all the dumb, stupid
things you've ever done...this is the grand tour de force..." Smith turns around with a black eye which
makes John laugh. John puts his arm around Smith, "C'mon tiger, maybe
Maureen can find a beef stake for that eye." Smith snaps at the Robot, "Coach indeed!
It's all your fault!" They leave.
CLIFFHANGER:
Night--the Jupiter II door opens and there is no electronic sound, just the
grinding of the door pushing open. A meteor storm has just ended. Will wants to
look for meteorites, "All sorts of exciting things may have dropped." Penny finds an alien bottle but Smith tells
her that anything of value that fell into the atmosphere burns up. NOTE: stock
music from earlier episodes--the rest of the next episode, THIEF OF OUTER SPACE
has a new and totally wonderful score. John tells them, "Tomorrow we're
checking for damage...and that means all of us," he points at Smith. Morning--Smith says,
"Life was much more exciting in the past." He tells William that his father invents one
useless job after another---but the mineral drill looks okay to Will. Will puts
the tools down, some near an outcrop of rock which lay on other rocks, creating
a tiny area of space between. Smith sleeps against another rock. A hand with
rings on it takes the tools from in between the rocks. NOTE: We see a blue
plant. The tool bag is gone, Will finds out. Will asks Smith about it, then
looks around. A hand pulls on the lunch basket which Smith has his arm around.
Will yells and wakes up Smith, who screams. An Arabian Thief in colorful
Arabian robes and turban, confronts them, "Dogs! Infidels! Prepare to
die!" He waves his sword right at
them!
TO
BE CONTINUED NEXT WEEK, SAME TIME, SAME CHANNEL
REVIEW:
This episode, despite lots of silliness from Smith via the boxing routine and
the silly Geo character, maintains some standard. WELL, IT DOES. The
Will-John-father-son scenes are well done and some of the best of the entire
series. The action with John fighting the wrestlers and later with the Wheel of
Life was tense, despite the macho-ness of it all. Also it is nice to have
different points of view from the Robinsons for once. This rarely happened--it
was usually Smith on one side, the Robinsons on the other. Judy didn't agree
with Will; Don didn't agree with him either or with Maureen for that matter.
John noted when a fight is forced on you, you have to defend yourself,
defending Don against Maureen. Will agrees with Dr. Smith's plan this time. This
kind of interplay and different outlook on things usually appeared more often
in LAND OF THE GIANTS. Both shows are finer for this. Myko makes an interesting
menace, sly, and sneaky and not unwilling to kill, it would seem. Savage. The
alien leader added some mystery to the proceedings. Yes, some of this is silly
but salvageable. Unfortunately the silliness builds with the next
episode...










































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