DARK SHADOWS 583

 

DARK SHADOWS  583

“Willie! If you touch that body, I will kill you!”

 

“I do know that Barnabas wouldn’t do anything to harm me.”



 


Vicki. The sleeping house seems to be at peace. The circular machine does not look as violet. Different reprise. Willie grabs the sheet. Barnabas stops him, “If you touch that body, I will kill  you.”   Pause, credits.

 

 

He also says CollinSwood. Willie talks to Barnabas about Maggie. Willie tells him to use Julia, use Vicki. He asks what Maggie ever did to him. Barnabas tells him she is the most available. He reminds Willie that Willie helped him to try to convert Maggie into Josette before he fancied himself in love with her.

 

 

Willie worries some more and tells Barnabas he’ll get another girl for him. Barnabas counters, “You trust Julia, you trust me.”  Willie will promise not to interfere with the experiment if Barnabas promises not to use Maggie. Barnabas will not promise.

 

Barnabas flubs and confuses his lines. “No point in trying to prevent that something cannot happen.”  HUH? He doesn’t want to involve anyone let alone Maggie but he has no choice. Willie says, “We just do what we have to do.” 

 

Day: outside somewhere near Collinwood: terrace: chairs and table: Maggie and Vicki have coffee. They discuss Joe and Jeff and how both have changed. Maggie calls herself a fool. Yup, pretty much. Vicki says, “I don’t think we’re fools.”  Which makes her a fool. Mic shadow.

 

 

Maggie explains she ran into Joe in town and he just grinned, said hello and moved on as if they had just been acquaintances.

 

 

Barnabas comes to greet both women. He sits down with Maggie as Vicki leaves to get more coffee. From the outside window, we see inside Collinwood’s drawing room (?) and there are lights flickering.

 

Maggie is asked by Barnabas if it is lonely without her father. She has to make adjustments.

 

 

She feels as if this part of her life she waiting for something, “I don’t know what.”  She feels as if she’s in a vacuum and has to break it. She has to get a job soon. What happened to her job in the coffee shop???? Barnabas asks her if she will get a job here, she says IDK.

 

She wants to go to Boston for a job. She wants to change her whole life. This upsets Barnabas, who HORRIDLY, only cares about using her for the experiment!!!!

 

 

Even worse, this monster Barnabas tells her, “Consider me your friend.”  He’s a real $%## Bast&A. Maggie has to go shopping and Vicki calls after her as she leaves, to let her know her plans.

 

 

David is off on a camping trip and it took some thing to getting him off. Barnabas is sorry about her unhappiness over Jeff. Next week, he tells her, there is a concert in Bangor and he wants to take her! Adam watches from the gate. Barnabas sees him.

 

Cottage: night: Willie sneaks outside the French doors. Maggie gets scared but lets him in. Mic shadow. He tells her to go away and gives her 50 dollars. He wants her to take a bus to Bangor. He tells her she is in danger. “Things are happening, Maggie, that you don’t know anything about.”

 

 

He even tells her that Barnabas is involved, “It’s not his fault but he’s in it whether he likes it or not.…”  

 

 

She explains she saw Barnabas today and he couldn’t have been nicer. She gets in a “Willie, IDK what’s wrong with you.”  When she questions his sanity, he yells he’s never been saner.

 

 

She thinks he’s had a fight with Barnabas and he says “I had a fight with him all right.”  Maggie claims Barnabas would never do anything to harm her. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY CHILLING. He’s trying to warn her and she won’t believe him! And both actors are exceptional in this scene. She gets in another IDK.

 

Terrace: Adam vs Barnabas.  He is alone while Barnabas visits the woman he loves. Adam suggests he will follow Vicki and kill her.

 

Willie voice over. He finds a bottle of chloroform in the glass case and…like the season one TARDIS console controls on DOCTOR WHO the bottle is marked chloroform with the word handwritten in magic marker on the bottle.

 

 

Willie accidentally knocks over a stool and Barnabas opens the door to the basement …behind him the set is totally black and unseen. Huh?  Barnabas voice over.

 

11: 35 pm: Maggie sleeps with a loud ticking clock nearby. Willie talks to himself. He just walks right into Maggie’s room via the French doors and as he chloroforms her, he asks her to forgive him…twice. You would think she would lock her doors after everything has happened to her.

 

 

He carries her out as Barnabas knocks on the bedroom door! Barnabas just walks into Maggie’s room! He finds Maggie gone. Barnabas recalls that Adam will kill Vicki…

 

Review: Just stunning! Sam Hall is a very good writer for this show. He really knows the characters and how to get them to mix with each other and plot. The whole Maggie thing, kidnapped by Willie, targeted by Barnabas is just a great idea and the show was brave to try this and go with it.

 

Unfortunately later on, they sort of cop out but…there was no real way out of it. The REAL ending to the Maggie vs Barnabas thing was just recently dealt with on Big Finish’s KINGDOM OF cds.

 

Barnabas being nice to Maggie is just terrifying because he’s just being so fake to her while plotting against her and all the while being nice to her AND to Vicki.

 

 

Willie has to be loved for his actions here but his desire to get another woman is akin to Egor in BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN…he doesn’t care if he does something evil…he just won’t do it to Maggie!

 

In any case, Willie has charm here just in the fact that he is trying to save Maggie and has loyalty to her.

 

It’s also chilling that he suggests Barnabas use Vicki! Very scary in that it has people acting nice but secretly plotting against those they are acting nice to …and these are the heroes!

 

Supposedly. Although in DS there really are no heroes. Just villains. Some time seems to have gone by since Joe and Jeff’s respective break offs.                      


Dark Shadows bloopers to watch out for:

They completely botch the music cue at the end of the teaser. Willie has a scalpel and he’s ready to hack the Bride’s body to pieces. Barnabas appears behind him, and shouts, “Willie!” and then there’s a huge dramatic sting. Except Barnabas has one more line to deliver: “If you touch that body — I will kill you!” They’ve already used up the dramatic sting, so there’s nothing to do but quietly fade to black.

Barnabas tells Willie, “You must accept what’s going to happen. There’s no point in trying to pretend that something cannot happen.”

Near the beginning of Vicki and Maggie’s scene, something strikes Maggie as funny, and she starts smiling for no apparent reason. It happens in the middle of the line, “Well, I think most men have trouble doing that.” She suddenly smirks, and then she’s obviously suppressing a laugh for the next thirty seconds, all the way through Barnabas entering and sitting down at the table.


Behind the Scenes:

On the day that this episode aired — September 18, 1968 — Variety ran an article about Dark Shadows titled, “Monsters Making Good, So Dan Curtis Will Add Werewolf to Shadows“. I haven’t been able to track down a copy of that article, but it sounds amazing. Does anybody out there have it?


For some reason DARK SHADOWS EVERY DAY mixed this episode up into the last episode? 

 



























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