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  THE WAR BETWEEN THE LAND AND THE SEA 5   Fuck this show. They eat our dogs. RTD should be fired and put in jail. What a disgrace. I hate this show. I hate him as show runner and I hate the mind of whoever wrote this shit. Killing dogs. I thought they were supposed to be negotiating.   DON’T WATCH THIS SHOW, boycott.     Further, Kate’s an asshole, written by an asshole. She calls her therapist stupid and asks for more drugs. THIS is leading the “war” against the evil dog eaters.   Oh and the ambassador from Vietnam protests that protesting against dog meat is racist. Fuck this show. Fuck everyone who eats dogs.   Kate also shows her true colors as an evil person when she blackmails her therapist who wants to report Kate as unfit for duty, which we all know she is. KATE is the villain here. She’s can’t manage her own morality but she pretends to try to manage the world gov’t’s?   So, the sea devils declare, “You started it...

      DARK SHADOWS   580 “There is only one Carolyn. And Barnabas and Dr Hoffman could not create another one. I love her but she doesn’t love me.”   “Uh, Jeff can’t see you because, uh, he’s helping us put together an artificial woman.”     Grayson. The narration tells us that Blair lives by and for the pursuit of evil. No reprise.   Angelique sent Joe home over an hour ago. Blair notes she is not spending as much time as she used to with Joe. Joe still talks about Maggie Evans. Angelique tells Blair not to make the same mistake she did: falling in love. She thinks Nicholas might be too fond of Maggie. He seems almost caring about her being sad and tells her they will introduce her to someone else. He is going to take a drink but there is a sharp series of knocks on the door.     Adam comes to them and tells Blair that he was in the woods for many hours. Camera shake. Blair tells Adam that Angelique is an assi...

      DARK SHADOWS   579   “Adam has disappeared.”   “And his disappearance places Miss Winters in great danger. Greater than ever before.”   “He threatened to kill Victoria Winters.”   “Yes, if we’re successful, this creature will be a living human being.”   Vicki. No reprise. Jeff Clark. Voice over.   NOTE: or rather QUESTION: is this the first time we HEAR the sound effect of the waves hitting the rocks? I’d have   sworn it is.     Julia finds Jeff in the lab and with her/Lang notebook. She locks it away in a glass case.   Flub from Jeff: bring Art…bring Adam.   Jeff questions Julia about the girl they will use. Julia gives him a IDK that yet. Jeff gets a rare, “Well, I understand that.”   Jeff Voice over.   Close up on Barnabas’ cane, the wolfs head cane.   “Nothing has happened, that’s what’s wrong.”   Julia: “I don’t understand.” ...

  THE WAR BETWEEN THE LAND AND THE SEA Ep 3 and 4: THE DEEP and THE WITCH OF THE WATERFALL   Spoilers for this crappy POS show.   Wow. Okay, it was never going to last, was it? These two episodes are so absolutely awful, I can’t understand what went south so fast, so soon. Ep3 starts off as if it will be a retread of the SEA DEVILS and in a way, it’s a slower paced version that ends in disaster for the sea devils and five of the humans that risk their lives to go to the meeting under the sea in some organic submersible or something? An old guy, we later find out was dying of cancer, brought the sea devils a gift…   …it’s a Sersomething or other and not a globe gift at all. It destroys the sea devils and the man and the others but Salt, somehow manages to envelope Barclay and swim to the surface. What about the bends? How was that old stupid man able to smuggle such a weapon. Who was he anyway? We seem to have skipped a whole lot and we have more ambassa...